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Heard anything currently in regards to the fracking pad located on 88N - college owned property?
Anonymous
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A while ago, the school sold a large portion of its land rights to Chesapeake Energy so that they could make money towards the ten-year plan that has made no progress towards completion in the past several years since it has been introduced. It is likely that we just don’t know exactly how far that goes since that deal was shady-er than a redwood. But, deals have to be made at Bethany College when P-Mills is around. How else can we expect him to keep his face as fresh and fruity as a drag queen drinking a glass of orange juice? I hope that answers the question.

Yours truly,
Robin Mansions


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The "level of stupid they've been letting in" is Negro urban youths, but I assume you're too politically correct (and oh-so-Obama-supporting) to admit it publicly.
Anonymous
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Seriously?  It’s 2012, man.  I’ve met more destructive white kids on this campus, and do you want to know why?  They know the black kids will take the rap.  I’m not saying there aren’t students who cause trouble that happen to be black, but let’s have some racial equality here. 

And yes, I’m a supporter of Obama.  So what?  Other moderators do not, yet we’re mutually supportive and agree to the right to have differing opinions and beliefs.  You should do the same.

Btw I support gay marriage, too.


Haters Gonna’ Hate

Bethanyisms can’t survive without the submissions of you, the reader. Myself, and the other moderators are beyond thrilled when we see we have a new submission. Our minds race as we wonder if it will be another submission for Quotable Friday, a piece of gossip about our esteemed “President” or whatever struck the fancy of the submitter.

The posts we publish tend to be the most funny, the most inspiring and ones that we hope will piss off the jackass in the House the most… We, dare I say it, moderate the submissions that make it on to our little site here. 
 
But recently the things being submitted have been taking a rather sinister turn. Myself and the other moderators have been called “pussy” for not wishing to post certain submissions. Submissions that would alienate, discriminate and hurt many of our fellow students; something that this site was not created for. Our we really “pussy” for not wishing to cause any psychological, or possible physical harm to anyone that walks those majestic hills with us?

The only one we wish to ridicule and wish to see exposed for what they truly are is the man who needs to stop fake tanning.

One of these submissions claimed to identify one of the moderators and even gave a compelling,well-written, grammatically-correct, vindictive argument to have that same moderator publish it on the website. The lackluster submission made one think it was indeed a student who wished to see the downfall of one of their fellow Bethanians. They asked the moderator to “watch me dance buddy”… So why not let us take the lead on this one? (Yes, a horrible dance pun, indeed.)
 
Submitters like this do not seem to get the point, that this website is by students for students. The higher ups at this school wish nothing more than for the moderators, myself included, to identify themselves so they can persecute us. This site was made in an effort to draw awareness to any misdealings and grievances that many Bethanians have with the magical place on top of the Hill.
 

At this same time, another submission was received basically identifying all of us as liberal hippies… But how much do you really know about us, any of us? Myself and the other moderators each hold different views on almost every topic imaginable. In fact, if you we’re to sit down in a room as each of us talked to one another you would be surprised by what you would hear. Some of us are Democrat, some of us are Republican; some grew up in rural America, others grew up in large cities; some of us love cats, some love dogs… Point is: we are all different. We thought an eclectic view is what would make this site function, and from what we’ve seen so far, we’ve been right. We’ve each had our eyes opened by one or more of the other moderators and have learned a lot from each other and from the submissions that we’ve recieved for the site. Each of our eyes have been opened in one way or another and we’re all better for it. And if you read our site recently, we have a new moderator, someone with their own thoughts, preferences, beliefs. Hopefully one can tell that we aren’t all the same here.
 
I’m not asking you to stop submitting articles, quotes, stories, anything you may hear about Bethany. The site needs them to survive. But we ask, politely of course, to remember your mother said to you as a child, or what you may have heard somewhere else:
 

“Mind your manners.”
 
~A more than disgruntled Amun 


Looks like he needs Dr. Deal to interpret that shit, yo.

Looks like he needs Dr. Deal to interpret that shit, yo.

(via thesimpsonswayoflife)


I read these posts and I think to myself, “These other posters like to keep it classy with all their fancy words and the god names and all that jazz. What can I do to bring something new and fresh to this page?” And then, I realized that the best thing that I can do is to take the classy and make it a little trashy. This is your new poster, Robin Mansions. I am here to deliver all the T (That is street talk for truth) for you to see. I’ll talk about anything and everything, so long as it is juicy. From professors leaving because they are on welfare to the vice-president of the college not even knowing which dorms have emergency lighting (Sorry Phillips!) to faculty complaining about some of the incoming class having the lowest grades and test scores to date (Overall at least), you can bet I’ll keep my ear to the ground and my posting fingers ready! 

Yours Truly,

Robin Mansions


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In comment to the fact that only 135 of the 300+ that came in with my class, you have to take into a count that when my class enter was when the market crashed. Most of the people who left my class left during Freshman year because they could not afford it. Sure there was a fair amount that left do to other reasons but the market crash took more people from my class than anything else.
A

Yes, but also don’t forget the level of stupid they’ve been letting in.


Dwell I but in the suburbs of your good pleasure?
Portia, in Julius Caesar. (via tutler)

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The Board hears only what Miller tells them. They hear nothing from the students or the faculty. As long as that happens, the Emperor still has clothes, a fancy car, and a job and the rest of us get... Hail Caesar.
Anonymous
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Et tu, Brute?


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I heard that 20% of the Bethany College faculty were leaving after this year (Cash, Farwell, Fisher, Libby, Lippman, Maffett, Paysen, Tuszynski, Weaver). What's up with the turnover?
Anonymous
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It’s actually about 26%.  Some people are also going on “sabbatical” but we all know what that means. 

Didn’t Miller replace the faculty representative on the board with some athletic person?  It would explain some things…


Senior Statement

(submitted by: “Y”)

Just wondering how commencement went today.  I am an alum from Bethany and not a fan of the current president.  “Dr.” miller should be revealed for the self serving prck that he really is.  His decision to lease to Chesapeake is abominable. 



I love that you put the “Dr.” part in quotations, because his PhD is pretty much a piece of paper with crayon on it.  Were you aware that the place he got it from, Union Institute and University, only offers a PhD in like three programs?  It’s barely even legit.  He’s not even one of their notable alumni on the wikipedia page.  That’s sad, especially considering how much he toots his own horn.

-Sekhmet